There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where
the following people are stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

One month later on this absolutely stunning deserted island in the middle of
nowhere, the following has occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together
in a "menage a trois"
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the
German woman
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning
and cooking for them
The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at
the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming

The Irish began by dividing up their island Northside/ Southside and by
setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because
it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey but at least the English are not getting any.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the
American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true
nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.
AND
The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman.

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