Mr. Alahajohn, our well-known rugby master-in-charge, takes the first-XV to the brand new, trendy Pizza Hut at Union Place, COlombo, after the bradby. He wants to order indhiyappa (string hoppers) but Captain Mohan Adhiram Gay jumps and says, "sir, sir, no string hoppers here!" "Mama dhannawa oi, thamuse mata kiyaladhenna enawadha?" shouts Mr. Alahajohn. He calls the waiter over immediately. "apita pissa hut hayak gendha!"