1) Two Cows - sent by Rose - Email:
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Two cows standing next to each other in
a field, Daisy said to Dolly 'I was artificially
inseminated this morning'
I don't believe you' said Dolly
'It's true, straight up no bull!

2) Y2K Jelly - sent by Rose - Email:
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KY Jelly have jumped on the Millennium
bandwagon with the slogan for
their new product:
"Y2K-Y Jelly: when you want to put four
digits where only two could fit before"

3) The World Cup - sent by Aravinda DeSilva - Email: GOD@hotmail.com
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ME AND ARJUNA WEREN'T REALLY SACKED.
WE JUST NEED A BIT OF A REST FOR THE NEXT WORLD CUP, WHERE WE'LL COME OUT ALL GUNZ BLAZING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!