What's the difference between women at ages of 8, 18, 28, 38 and 48 ???
8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed
28 - You don't need to tell her any story to take her to bed...
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed