The Woman at the Accountants Office
Posted by Iron Man on August 30, 1999 at 04:30:23
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." The woman replies, "I'm a whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That The woman says, "OK, I'm a prostitute." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm a chicken The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year!"
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