A Young woman called a card shop "Do you remember those wedding cards I ordered last week? Well, I was wondering if it is too late to make a few changes in them."
"Give me the new information, lady and I shall check" said the shopkeeper.
"OK its a different date, a different church and a different man.
=========, "I'm ashamed of the way we live. Father pays the rent for the house, brother sends us food and money for clothes, uncle pays our water and electricity bills and our friends provide us with tickets for the theater. I'm not complaining, really, - but I do think we can do better."
"Of course we can,": said the husband, "I've been thinking about it myself lately. You've got a brother and two uncles who don't send us a cent.!"
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Woman to husband absorbed in newspaper;" you needn't bother saying, "Uh, ha" anymore. I stopped talking 10 mins ago."
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The way I see it,
If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
No problem is too big for God's power. No person is too small for God's love.
"Behold, I am the Lord, the God of all flesh; is anything too diffucult for Me?
Jeremiah 32:27
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Always give 100% at work.......
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays
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And remember .......
When you're having a really bad day
and it seems like people are trying to piss you
off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend your middle finger.
Now get back to work.....