Posted by Theepan on October 15, 1999 at 16:08:55:
THERE ARE THREE STAGES OF SEX AFTER MARRIAGE. THE FIRST STAGE IS THE "ANYWHERE" STAGE,
WHEN YOU'LL DO IT ANYWHERE- THE KITCHEN TABLE, THE SHOWER, ON TOP OF THE WASHING MACHINE
DURING THE SPIN CYCLE.
THE SECOND STAGE IS THE "BEDROOM" STAGE, WHEN YOU'LL ONLY DO IT IN THE BEDROOM WITH THE
LIGHTS TURNED OUT.
THE THIRD STAGE IS THE "HALLWAY" STAGE, WHEN YOU PASS EACH OTHER IN THE HALLWAY AND SAY "FUCK YOU!"
