Posted by annon on October 29, 1999 at 18:12:40:
Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman
can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
--Agatha Christie
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It
is not fair that some men should be happier than others
--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
--Sam Kinison
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It's not true that married men live
longer than single men. It only seems longer.
--Anonymous
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A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
--Anonymous
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Bachelors know more about women than
married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
--H. L. Mencken
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing,
they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
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"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle."
- U2
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"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and
still think they are beautiful."
