Three older ladies were discussing the travails of
getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a
jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator,
and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start
making a sandwich."

The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on
the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was
on my up, or on my way down."

The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that
problem; knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the
table, then told them, "That must be the door. I'll get it."

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