3 men sitting on top of a roof at lunch time
Posted by Ragulan on December 11, 1999 at 08:34:09
One day 3 men were sitting on top of a roof, at a construction site. One was an American the second man was a chinese man and the third man was an indian. It is lunch time and the American man opens his lunch and sees that his wife has packed him a "burger" for lunch. He says "IF my wife makes me this tommoroe for lunch i will jump off this roof and kil my self".The chinese man opens his lunch and sees that his wife had packed him some "noodles and chicken balls". He says " If my wife makes me this for lunch tommorow i will jump off this roof and kill my self". The Indian man opens his lunch and sees that his wife had packed him some "rice and curry". He then says 'If my wife makes me this for lunch tommorow i will jump off this roof and kill my self" The next day they are at lunch on top of the roof again. The American man opens his lunch and sees that his wife had packed him the "burger" again. He gets mad and jumps off the roof and kills himself. The Chinese man opens his lunch and sees that his wife had packed him "noodles and chicken balls" again. He gets upset and jumps off the roof and kills himself. The Indian man opens his lunch and sees that his wife had packed him "rice and curry" again. He too gets mad and falls off the roof and commits suicide. After a while the press, police and thier wifes are all there. The American man's wife says " oh if he only of had told me i would of changed his lunch for him" The chinese man's wife says " oh if he only of had told me i would of changed his lunch for him" The indian man's wife then says " I don't know why he killed him self, he makes his own lunch" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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