GRADUATE COUPLE HAD A SON. TEACHER ASKED HIM TO FIND AND WRITE NAMES OF COUNTRIES ENDING WITH
LAND. HE WROTE
ENGLAND
IRELAND
SCOTLAND
SWAZILAND
THAILAND
SWITZERLAND
FINLAND
POLAND
ICELAND
GREENLAND
HOLLAND(NETHERLAND)
HE ASKED THE MOTHER FOR MORE. SHE DIDNOT KNOW OTHER THAN THESE.
"ASK DAD WHEN HD RETURNED" SHE SAID.
DAD CAME WITH A BOTTLE IN HIS HAND, DRUNK.
SON SAID WHAT HE WROTE AND HIS PROBLEM.
"WHAT MORE?" SON ASKED. "ARE THERE ANY MORE?"
"WHY NOT?" FATHER SAID. ""LET ME REMEMBER"
DAD DIDN'T GOT ANY MORE TO HIS MIND.
"WAIT SON, I MUST HAVE A SHOT TO REMEMBER" DAD OPENED THE BOTTLT AND POURED SOME ARRACK TO MOUTH. AND
HE TOOK THE BOTTLE DOWN AND LOOKED AT THE LABEL. THEN HE REMEMBERED. "WRITE SON, ROCKLAND."
SON WROTE. "WHAT MORE DAD?"
DAD LOKKED AROUND AND SAW A BUS RUNNING ALONG THE ROAD.
"WRITE SON, LEYLAND."
"WHAT MORE DAD?"
DAD ENTERED THE HOUSE AND SO THE NEWSPAPER. "WRITE SON, ISLAND"
THEN HE KNOCKED HIS LEG ON A BAG OF CEMENT AND FELL. "WRITE SON, PORTLAND"
GETTING INTO THE HOUSE HE SAW SOME BUISCUT AND CAKE BOXES.
" SON, MIDLAND, LUCKYLAND AND HAPPYLAND"
MOTHER CAME SCOLDING "EVEN IN THE CAMPUS YOU ARE SAME. WHEN WE WENT TO NUWARAELIYA DEFINITELY YOU
DRINK."
"CAN'T YOU REMEMBER WE WATCHED A FILM AT NUWARAELIYA" SAID DAD AND HE REMEMBERED THE THEATRE. " SON,
FERNLAND"
HE WENT AND FELLON BED AND SAW THE METTRESS. "SON, SLEEPLAND"
HE SAW A PHOTOGRAPH OF HIS WIFE WITH SCHOOL UNIFORM. HE REMEMBERED THE SCHOOL SHE ATTENDED.
" SON, SOUTHLAND"
THEN HE SAW THEIR PHOTO TOOK ON THE CONVOCATION DAY IN CLOAKS AND GARLANDS. "SON, GARLAND."
THEN HE SAW THEIR COMPUTER AND REMEMBERED THE PLACE HE BOUGHT IT.
"WRITE SON, COMPUTERLAND"
HE SAW THE RAFTERS OF ROOF AND REMEMBERED THE PLACE HE BOUGHT THEM.
"SON, TIMBERLAND"

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