Posted by Jan on April 01, 1997 at 10:54:55
A CONVERSATION A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle says to the cucumber, "You know my life really sucks.Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick me in a jar." So the cucumber says, "yeah, you think that is bad, whenever I get big, fat and juicy they slice me up and they put me over salad." "You think that your life is tough?! Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, smelly room, and make me do push ups until I throw up!"
So the penis is walking by and overhears their conversation and says,
