One day an old man was comming to Colombo via Kilali and an army stopped him in the way and took him to the army camp. The army asked him if he were in Tigers. The old man replied "NO" but the army didn't believe him, he said to the old man" I'm gonna shoot you". The old man said" shoot me anywhere you want but please don't shoot me in my under arm becaues it will tickle me" the army started laughing.