Upon dying, Bill Gates went to heaven.

St. Peter said to his, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things too. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".

So, Bill takes a look at hell and sees these beautiful women running around, in 80 degree temperature, on beautiful beaches.

Then he took a look at heaven and it was nice, you know harps and singing and worship and stuff like that.

So he said to St. Peter that he would like to go to hell.

About a week later, St. Peter went down to hell to check on Bill. There he saw him, being whipped by demons.

He said to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women, and the beaches and the 80 degree temperature?"

Peter replied, "That was just the screen saver."