Posted by Mottapala on April 12, 1997 at 21:28:43
A girl was a prostitute but didn't want her grandma to know. One day,
the police raided a whole group of prostitutes and the girl was amongst
the group. The police had all the prostitutes line up in a straight
line. Along comes the grandma and sees her grand-daughter. Grandma asks
her grand-daughter, "What are you lining up for." Grand-daughter, not
willing to let her grandma know the truth told her grandma that some
people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for
some. Grandma wanted some oranges too, so she went to the back of the
line. A policeman was going down the line asking for information from
the prostitutes. When he got to the grandma, he was bewildered and
asked, "You are so old, how do you do it?" Grandma (thinking he's ask
ing her about how she can eat oranges) replies, "Oh, it's easy, I just
take off my dentures and suck them dry.
