A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up. A gorilla walks
up to him, seizes the opportunity, and "slips" the lion from behind.
The gorilla takes off, and the lion takes off after him.
The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent, puts on a
safari outfit, a pith helmet, grabs a copy of The Johannesburg Times,
sits down, and starts to read.
The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent, and roars,
"Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?"
The gorilla says, "You mean the one that fucked the lion in the ass?"
The lion says, "My God! You mean it's in the paper already?"