25- Boldly going nowhere.
24- Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends.
23- How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
22- CATS -- The other white meat.
21- Don't be sexist -- broads hate that.
20- I'm an imbecile and I vote.
19- Money Isn't Everything...But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
18- WARNING! Driver only carries $20 in ammunition.
17- You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me, not you!
16- Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
15- Save Your Breath...you'll need it to blow up your date!
14- Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
13- Grow your own dope, plant a man.
12- All men are animals, some just make better pets.
11- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
10- BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
9- I need someone really bad... are you really bad?
8- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
7- All men are idiots... I married their King.
6- The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
5- IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
4- Out of my mind... back in five minutes.
3- Where there's a will... I want to be in it.
2- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
1- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.