A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the Wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and it will stop snoring.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring. She gets a piece of ribbon and ties it around the dog's testicles. Sure enough,the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly. The woman grabs another piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him!

He awakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon on his nuts. And as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's nuts.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "I don't know
where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place prizes!"