George Bush, Arafat, chandrika and had the opportunity to meet god once. Curious about their fates, each wanted to ask god a question. First went Arafat "Is the war between Palestine and Isreal going to end some day?"
God replied, "Yes, but not in your life"
then it came Chandrika's turn
"Is the war against terrorism between the sinhalese and the tamils ever end?"
"Yes, but not in your life," The god replied without a second thought.
Then finally it was George Bush's turn
"Is the war between the Talibans and America ever going to end???" He asked anxiously
God thought for a moment and then replied "YES, BUT NOT IN MY LIFE"