October'01
The Mission Possible
The Brave Man in Bush
US destoys Thaleban
Osama the Garbage Bin
New Flying Stars in Mid East Skies
Blair the Hero
Sahara II in Afghanistan??
Fastest Jet Fighter on Earth flies to Kabul

November'01
Power of the Powder
Powder Rules the World
Misson Possible now Impossible
USS Enterprise, becomes the second Titanic
Bush on fire
Where is Bush?
US advertises for a temp. President.. post ur CV to www.uspresidentwanted.com
US oders 1 billion Masks
ANTHRAX beat AIDS 150 nil

December'01
Osama President of ANTHRAX INC
Camp David renamed Camp Laden
Democrats select Osama as their new Presidential candidate but he declines
Kabul holds Olympics in 2002
Damon Hill retuns to Formula racing in Kabul
ICC offers Afghanistan test status
US Navy orders new aircrafts from Kabul plants
Hansi Cronje to Captain cricket in Afghanistan. Nasser Hussain, Azaruddin, Wasim Akram, Shane Warne, Waqar Yunis in the team Tont Greig is the head coach

January'02
Microsoft's new HQ in Kabul
Blair new UK Ambassodor to Afghanistan
Walt Disny's largest park now in Kabul
Japan wins bid to lift USS Enterprise from sea bed
ANTHRAX INC in Fortune 500 Top Ten
Osama's 37th son new CEO at IBM
Kabul govt. sets up camps in Iraq for US refugees
Osama declines new UN Secretary-General post
Powell is Osama's new Media Secretary
Afghanistan wins the Cricket World Cup

February'02
Wall Street renamed Osama Street and moves to Kabul
Prince William new VP Public Relations at ANTHRAX INC UK
ANTHRAX INC takes over NASA
First ANTHRAX-Challenger Spacecraft to Orbit

March'02
END OF THE WORLD
NO MORE NEWS.. NO MORE CNN.. BBC..