The smart new guy Posted by Cecil Perera on 11/06/2001:
A business manager who was born without ear lobes was interviewing candidates for his right hand person. The first candidate answered all the questions well. Then came the final question. "What do you see in me". Answer: "Sir you don't have ears". Boss gets mad and throws the man out. The next candidate, a young smart lady faired even better. Then the final question. "What do you see in me?". Answer: "Sir you don't have ears". He gets mad again and throws her out too. The next candidate was the best. Answered all the questions in a amazing way. Boss was very impressed. before hiring him asks the final question. "What do you see in me?" Answer: "Sir you are wearing contact lenses". The boss was highly taken up and asked "How do you know that I am wearing contact lenses?" Answer" Sir because it's pretty hard to wear f----- glasses when you don' have ears. |