woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor
condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the
railing.

"Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way
to die."

As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing
caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving
gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"

"No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her.

As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and
caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.

"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.

The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck
would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the
eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.

"Slut!" he said, and he dropped her.