Young David came home from school one day and found his
pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing
straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he
explained that the chicken has died and his legs were
pointed up to Jesus in heaven.

They buried the chicken and that was that.

Two weeks later his dad came home from work and David
ran up to him yelling, "Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost
Mommy today."

"What?" his father replied.

"When I got home from school, Mommy was laying on the bed
with her legs pointing up in the air yelling, 'Jesus, I'm
coming, Jesus I'm coming.' If it wasn't for Uncle Terry
holding her down we would have lost her for sure!"