The tough businessman was feeling very ill and went
to the doctor.

The doc examined him and backed away, saying, "I'm
sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case
of highly infectious rabies. You must have had it for
some time. It will almost certainly be fatal."

"Could you give me a pen and paper?" asked the businessman.

"Do you want to write your will?"

"No, I want to make a list of all the people I want to bite."