Prof. Aslambhai Nathu
Posted by MEHBOOB on February 10, 192002 at 20:47:47
(Does not know English), and was a physical trainer See how & what he speaks.... # Inside the Class : * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. * Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. * Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half. * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor * You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class .. * Both of u three, get out of the class. * Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today... * Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver..... * Take 5 cm wire of any length.... # About his family : ---------------- * I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?) * My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital. # At the ground : ------------- * All of you, stand in a straight circle. * There is no wind in the balloon. # To a boy, angrily : ----------------- * I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ? # Giving a punishment : ------------------- * You, rotate the ground four times... * You, go and under-stand the tree... * You three of you, stand together separately. * Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?) # Sir at his best : --------------- Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
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