A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange
noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find
his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?"
he says.

I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes down-
stairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in
your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the
bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe
door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering
on the closet floor.

"You rotten bastard," says the husband, "my wife's having a
heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"