"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." Carl Gustav Jung

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." Albert Einstein

"He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough." Lao Tsu

"Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river." Cordel Hull

"When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes." Dylan Thomas

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." Winston Churchill

"Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance." William Shakespeare

"A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies." Oscar Wilde

"There are three faithful friends-an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." Benjamin Franklin

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." Oscar Wilde

"To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times." Mark Twain

"A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking." Arthur Block

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." Albert Einstein