A husband arrived home to find his wife heading out the door with
her bags packed.

"Where the heck are you going?" asked the surprised husband.

"I'm moving to Las Vegas," she replied. "I hear I can make $400 a
night there doing what I give you for free."

The husband thought about this for a moment, ran upstairs, and came back down with his bags packed too.

"Just where the hell do you think you're going?" asked the wife.

"I'm going with you," he replied. "I'm dying to see how you're
going to live on $800 a year!"