As the priest was leaving his church after the service, he accidentally bumped a gorgeous blonde parishioner, knocking her left tit with his elbow.

"I'm so sorry," the priest gushed. Then after a moment of hesitation added, "But I'm sure that if your heart is as soft as your breast, there's a place for you in heaven."

"Well," said the blonde, "if your cock's as hard as your elbow, we should go into those bushes and fuck!"