A young couple were on their honeymoon in New England and
decided to stop at a historic graveyard to look around.
After a few moments and knowing glances, they stripped
off their clothes and went at it on a tomb.

The next day, the wife had a backache from her adventures and went to see a doctor. The doctor asked her to strip and then examined her.

"How old are you my dear?" the doctor asked.

"I am 22". stated the wife, "why?"

The doctor replied, "Because on your ass it says that you were born in 1755."