A man walks into a Tattoo parlor and asks the owner to give him a Tattoo of a Thousand Dollar bill on his pecker. The shop owner who had heard almost every kind requests was still curious and asks the man why he wants it tattooed on his penis.

"Well!" says the man"There are three reasons for it..."

" I like to PLAY with my money!"

"I want to see my money GROW!"

"And when my wife decides to BLOW $1000 she doesn't have to leave the house!"