A woman answered her front door and found two little boys holding a list.

"Lady," one of them explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt,
and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone
and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."

"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a
challenging hunt?"

Little boy answered, "Our baby-sitter's boyfriend."