Darla had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went.
"Pretty good, I think", replied Darla, "but if I go to work there I won't get a vacation unless I'm married."
Her mother of course, had never heard of such a thing and asked "Is that what they told you?"
"No", replied Darla, "they didn't tell me that, but on the application it said 'vacation time may not be taken until you've had your First Anniversary'."