CHANDRIKA'S CHAT WITH ULTRA MICROS ENDS ALL PROBLEMS
Posted by ULTRA MICROS on April 25, 1997 at 07:33:43:

Chandrika: I considered you as a freedom fighter, the moment I read,
“HARD HARD ONE IS THE BIG BIG GOOD ONE(to be
circulated)” Written by you to the infolanka joke page.

Chandrika: Please show me how to bring a political change in Sri Lanka.

ULTRA MICROS: Your Excellency, its this New Constitution.

Chandrika: Will People Support Me.

ULTRA MICROS: Its Foolishness if they don’t do so.

ULTRA MICROS: Your Excellency, good luck to you.


ULTRA MICRO CONSTITUTION OF THE DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF SRI LANKA.

Section 1
Democratic Socialist Republic of Sri Lanka is an unitary
State Which Is Comprised of 24 Key Administrative District
Councils and There Sub Councils.

Section 2
All Laws relating to Citizenship, Matrimony, Inheritance and
Succession shall be governed by The General Law.

Section 3
English, Sinhala and Tamil shall be Official Languages.

Section 4
There shall be The Freedom of Speech, Expression and
Publication and The Freedom of Worship.

Section 5
All Levels of Health, Education and Industry are open to
Private Sector Investors.

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