"Loft"
Posted by samantha on 9/17/2002:

Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off
and hits a dribbler about 60 yards. He turns to the pro and
says, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro says "Loft".

The next guy tees off and hits a duck hook into the woods. He
asks the pro, "What did I do wrong?"

The pro says "Loft".

The third guy tees off and slices into a pond. He asks the pro,
"What did I do wrong?"

The pro says "Loft".

As they're walking to their balls, the first guy finally
speaks up. He says to the pro, "The three of us hit completely
different tee shots, and when we asked you what we did wrong
you answered the same exact answer each time. What is loft?"

The pro says, "Lack Of Fucking Talent"


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