Two Nuns were ordered to paint a room in the convent by the Mother Superior. She instructed them not to get any paint on their habits.

So the two Nuns locked the room door, stripped naked and were painting the room in the nude, so that no paint will get on their habits.

Half way through the project there was a knock on the door!

"Who is it?" calls one Nun.

"The Blind Man" came the reply.

The two nuns looked at each other and decided no harm could come if they opened the door as the person on the otherside of the door was BLIND! They opened the door.

"Nice TITS" says the Blindman - "now where do you want these blinds fixed"