The Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and the Sri Lankan president died and went to hell.

The Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there....she called and talked for about 5 minutes...then she said: well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil goes: five million dollars...five million dollars!!! she made him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair....

Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too I wanna call the united states, I wanna see how everybody is doing too...he called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil goes: ten million dollars.....ten million dollars!!!! he made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.....

The Sri Lankan president was extremely jealous too...he starts
screaming and screaming,, I wanna call Sri Lanka too, I wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the depute, I wanna talk to everybody.....he called Sri Lanka and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking....then he said: well, devil, how much do I owe you???? the devil goes: one dollar.....

only one dollar???!! the devil goes: well, from hell to hell it's a local call.