Two elderly women were eating at a restaurant one morning.

Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"

Mabel answered, "I have a suppository?" She pulled it out &stared at it.

Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."