Nobel Prize

Uduravana's friend is driving down the kandy road, when he spots Uduravana standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Uduravana is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

Uduravana's friend gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Uduravana and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?"
Uduravana replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks his friend, puzzled.
"Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

Where's Fat?

Mr. Uduravana went to a grocery, collected the grocery and came to the counter and person at the counter started preparing bill for the items. Uduravana asked" Where is the fat ?"
The person didn't understand what Uduravana was saying and said "Excuse me sir, FAT???"

Uduravana : "Yes Fat, Give me the fat" Uduravana started shouting and arguing with the person and all people gathered and Manager of that grocery stores came there and asked Uduravana about the problem.

Uduravana said "Hey Manager look, I took a yogurt from your stores and it was written 'FAT FREE' on that but this guy is not giving me the fat".