A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife: "Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.

Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.

From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I says 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.
When I says 'Bell tree' we's gonna mek love all tru de night."

The next night he came home and shouted:
'Bell One' and she stripped naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four". "What de
hell is 'Bell Four'?" he asked. She replied : "Roll out more
hose, mon, you aint nowhere near de fire."