Chandrika, bush, blair all died and went to hell. They were true leaders and liked their country very much. They wanted to know what is happening in their country after they died. They went to a telephone booth and made a call. Bush got the first turn because of his sandia style, he talked for about 30 minutes. Booth person charged him $5000. Next was his partner Blair, he was talking for about 20 minutes and charged $300.
Lastly our madam got the chance. She was talking and talking and talking (most of the time about the peace process, it was still going on) about 3 hours. She opened the wallet to make the payment, the booth person said sorry madam we do not charge for local calls.