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Q: Why is Newfea's car has wind shield wipers inside?
A: Because when he dreives he mutters his lips with,"BRRERREEE....." sound.

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Q: Why does Newfea wanted to marry an African Woman?
A: Because he wanted to give her children Chocalte Milk.

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90 year old depressed lady visited her Doctor and asked, "Where is the heart located?" The Dr. replied, "Right under the breast". The next day she shot her knee!

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For her birthday the husband presented the wife a typewriter. Few days later the wife while typing mentioned to the husband, that the period doesnt seems to appear. So the husband returned the typewriter to the shop that he bought , complaining that his wife mentioned that the period doesn't seem to appear.

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Good remedy for over-weight is See- food. See food on your plate.

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At the office Christmas party the CEO asked the Gen. Manager, "Do you speak to the wife after sex?"
"Certainly, if I can find a phone!" was his reply.

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Girl very much in love asked the boyfriend, if they get engaged, whether he would give her a ring.
"How can I ? I do not know your phone number!" was his reply.

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Q: Why is Santa Claus has no children.
A: Because he only comes ones a year.

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