QST: How does a cricket commentator describe a nude girl?

ANS: There is no cover , no extra cover, no slip, but 2 silly
points & 2 fine legs, a deep gully... and little grass on the pitch! Will be bit wet after overnight rain. any way It's going to be a fine batting pitch. Good for googlies and better for finger spin.

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