How long can a man live without brain?
I don't know How old are you?
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If a man is bald infront he is a thinker
if a man is bald in the back he is a lover
if a man is bald in front and back
he thinks he is a lover.
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Doctor: Say, the check you gave me for my bill bounced back.
Patient: so did my arthritis.
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Mental Hospital
First Patient: You know I am Napolian
Doctor: how do you know that?
Patient: God told me.
Second Patient from the next room: I did not tell that.

NB: All jockes taken from the Bob phillips