Old man of about 80 years walked upto a pharmacist and asked for Viagra. The pharmacist was taken aback and asked the man whether this would be of any help at this age.

The old man said "sonny I only need this to save my shoes". The pharmacist had never heard anyone using Viagra for shoes. He said 'Sir if I am not inquisitive could you kindlt tell me what you meant by that.

No son when I "PEEEEEEE " I always wet my shoes. So I was wondering whether with this I could "Peeeeeeeee" without wetting my shoes.