A lawyer is opening the door to get of his brand new BMW when a truck whizes by and takes the door clean off the hinges!

As the police arrives the lawyer is complaing bitterly to the officer:" Look, what he did to my brand new Beamer!" he shouted.

"Forget the Beamer" the officer replied, "What happened to your arm?"

The lawyer turns his head to look at the bloody shoulder where his arm was.

"Oh my God" He screamed, "My Rolex!!!!"