Two nuns who had gone late night shopping were returning to their monastry. It was a dark, moonless night and they were walking along a dark road with thich bushes on each side.

Suddenly, two men who were hiding in the bushes dragged the two nuns into the bushes and proceeded to rape them.

One of the nuns managed to get on her knees and shouted, "Lord, forgive him for he knows not what he does".

The other nun shouted, "But this one does"