It is the duty of the the captain of the plane to announce after take off, the time to the destination, the speed the aircraft is travelling and ofcourse the altitude. Unfortunately in this instance the captain forgets to switch the microphone off, tells his co-pilots that " well now i shall enjoy the flight with a good cup of coffee and a blow job."

An embarrassed flight stewardess hearing this rushes to the cockpit to inform the captain to switch off the microphone.

Instantly a passengers replies "mam, do not forget the coffee."