Udurawana decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his friends came home.

Friend: Udurawana How is your MBA preparation?
Udurawana: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Friend: Logic is very easy.
Udurawana: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Udurawana: YES.
Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.
Udurawana : YES.
Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Udurawana: YES.
Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Udurawana: YES.
Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Udurawana: YES.
Friend: so, logically, your are married.
Udurawana: YES.
Friend: So, that means U are a heterosexual.

Udurawana was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees his lecturer and he wanted to show his knowledge on Logic to him.

Udurawana : Sir, I want to show you my knowledge on Logic
Lecturer : Ah.. how do you find it ?.
Udurawana: Oh, logic is easy.
Lecturer : Please, give me an example.
Udurawana : Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Lecturer : NO, I don't.
Udurawana: "Ammata hudu!, HOMO!!!"