All the parts of the body where having a meetin, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge" said the barin, "becouse I run all the body's system, and without me, nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge" said the blood,"because I circulates oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away."

I should be in charge,"said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

I should be in charge" said the legs," because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

I should be in charge" said the eyes,"because I allow the body to see where it goes."

I should be in charge,"said the rectum, because I'm responsible for waste rectum and all the other body parts laughed at the recum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the barin had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, thelegs got wobble, the eyes got watery and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story?

The asshole is usually the one in charge.